Thursday, February 16, 2012

the book was better episode 11: alien



Oh my lord. This book was really painful to get through, so please listen to the podcast and make it all worth while!

Monday, February 6, 2012

best spam ever

Subject: I spit in it and sent this to her mother... :) @gmail.com right?‏
Sent: Sunday, 5 February 2012 11:49:03 AM


Hey, arent that absolutley dumb?
 
My girlfriend enhanced her tits to C cup, but forgot how to create eatable food.
 
Come on, I want to look at her awesome body... and eat trash that? 
 
Check out this (pizza): 
 
[LINK]
 
I throw it on the ground!
 
John Wacke
 

Thursday, February 2, 2012

on fear

Last night I had my first swimming lesson since I was a child. I was a timid kid and I absolutely hated swimming lessons. My sense of survival stopped me from putting my head under water. Why the fuck would I do that?! There's no air down there!

It took a long time for the smell of chlorine to inspire in me anything but dread. But my dad taught me how to tread water and float, and I learned how to doggy-paddle, and now I snorkel at the beach. But I still can't swim properly, with my face in the water, moving faster than six feet a minute.